That old geezer that plays Christmas carols on the grand piano in David Jones, better watch out. Joyride is coming for your spot. He has a new mixtape covering Christmas classics. Give Bing Crosby a rest and throw this on during Christmas dinner.
It starts off okay, and gets pretty shit towards the middle. Yes, it is our annual Christmas special. Bon Bon Battles, terrible jokes, silly hats and every genre of Christmas song you could imagine. Ellesquire and Raoul Von Trapaport join us to do some of their worst freestyles ever on trap christmas songs. Milan Ring comes in to do a non-xmas cover – Frank Ocean’s ‘Pink Matter’ mixed with Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Swimming Pools’. Ho Ho Ho Bittccchhhheeezzz!
How can anybody dislike Bangs? Good to see he has still got it. Let us pray he never learns to speak English fluently. He is just too lovable how he is… ‘It’s your boy Bangs. You nahmean, ah haaaa!’
Here are some other Christmas songs that don’t make you want to go on a killing spree in Myer as much as having to listen to ‘Six White Boomers’ on repeat. Which Christmas song do you hate the most?