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Baby Monkey + Pig = Earworm

This stupid song has dug a hole in my head, kicked off its shoes, opened a six-pack and made itself at home in my brain.

At what capacity are a baby monkey and a pig together for this to happen? Seriously, is this even cute?

It’s going onto day three of humming this stupidly catchy tune. Both me and the pig need to get this monkey off our backs. Sigh…

(pssst! don’t know what an earworm is? then let the urban dictionary school you here.)

Other songs about Monkeys, Pigs and Worms
Smokey Robinson and The Miracles – Mickey’s Monkey | iTunes

MP3: Aesop Rock vs Eek-A-Mouse – Pigs

MP3: Ohio Players – Funky Worm | iTunes

Rant: So Appalled – Kanye West Helps Me Bitch

Larry David is one bad-ass mofo (yep, that’s Vivica Fox hollering in the back) and makes a living telling funny jokes. But what’s not funny is the subject in question: product packaging.

Do you know what’s so appalling? Vacuum packaging or packaging altogether for that matter. Fuck this waste-conscious period where everything is sealed with minimal yet airtight packaging (and fuck the factory robots that are programmed to do so). I’m tired of being thwarted by packaged items that lack a tab, slit or pull-back flap to make opening as seamless as possible. I recently bought a pair of headphones and after an unnecessary period of time I finally broke into the packaging where my finger was promptly sliced open by a sharp edge of plastic. That shit is fucking ridiculous.

MP3: Kanye West – So Appalled ft. RZA, Jay-Z, Pusha T, Swizz Beatz & Cyhi the Prynce

What do you think is so appalling?